Cookman: Now how does it look? Netski: Nope Cookman, it looks even smaller from up here. Cookman: Come on babe try squinting Netski: Nope no matter what I do it still looks like a cashew. Cookman: Well that's the last time I try to impress you with some manscaping. Netski: You want to impress me try getting your ass off the couch on a Sunday. Cookman: Please there is no need to air our dirty laundry at the box. Netsk: What are you talking about you're the one who wanted me to check your manscaping in the middle of a WOD. Cookman: I thought it would motive you? netsk: You want to motivate me try turning into George Clooney, now bugger off while I tidy up this snatch.
Aaahhh Sniper.....finally someone recognises the awesomeness of our snatches. Birchy's been working on mine for a while now and it's so much bigger and better than it used to be. Nothing better than snatches at the box :-)
I've seen it too Ness. It used to be a horrible looking thing. Very rough and obviously neglected. These last few months I've seen Birchy and particularly Pip hammering it like good coaches should and now its this strong, smooth, wonderous thing. When I think of your snatch Ness, it reminds me of a blossoming tropical flower.
Now that I think about it, no one knows how rough and ragged my snatch was as well as you Sniper. You saw it in all it's glory during that workout in the open. In fact, you were judging my snatch.....you were my 'Snatch Judge' so to speak. If my memory serves me correctly, my daughter was there too, looking on and even taking photos. One of my proudest moments as a parent.....
Cookman: Now how does it look?
ReplyDeleteNetski: Nope Cookman, it looks even smaller from up here.
Cookman: Come on babe try squinting
Netski: Nope no matter what I do it still looks like a cashew.
Cookman: Well that's the last time I try to impress you with some manscaping.
Netski: You want to impress me try getting your ass off the couch on a Sunday.
Cookman: Please there is no need to air our dirty laundry at the box.
Netsk: What are you talking about you're the one who wanted me to check your manscaping in the middle of a WOD.
Cookman: I thought it would motive you?
netsk: You want to motivate me try turning into George Clooney, now bugger off while I tidy up this snatch.
what a huge let down Cashew - I mean Cookie , I was especially coming to the 6pm class because you were going to be there !
ReplyDeleteOne of the best.
ReplyDeleteDim: agreed Sniper, nuff said
ReplyDeletep.s. Cookie is awesome
Netski: there is a new bromance blossoming!
DeleteThanks Dim it's great to hear a positive message once in a while.
DeleteMan there are some hot chicks at the 2600 box!
ReplyDeleteHey don't be so shallow anonymous. We love the 2600 chicks for their minds. And their snatches (sorry Caz, had to say it).
ReplyDeletePS. We all know Anonymous is you Netski.
forgiven Sniper - Ness is always bragging about her big snatch - have to take her word for it
DeleteCaz tell the truth - you've seen it plenty of times.
DeleteAaahhh Sniper.....finally someone recognises the awesomeness of our snatches. Birchy's been working on mine for a while now and it's so much bigger and better than it used to be. Nothing better than snatches at the box :-)
ReplyDeleteI've seen it too Ness. It used to be a horrible looking thing. Very rough and obviously neglected. These last few months I've seen Birchy and particularly Pip hammering it like good coaches should and now its this strong, smooth, wonderous thing. When I think of your snatch Ness, it reminds me of a blossoming tropical flower.
DeleteToo far? (I've been here too long)
Nothing ever goes too far when it relates to my snatch Sniper :-) Love your work mate!!!
DeletePS I am laughing out loud in my office right now.....I hope no one asks me why!!!
Now that I think about it, no one knows how rough and ragged my snatch was as well as you Sniper. You saw it in all it's glory during that workout in the open. In fact, you were judging my snatch.....you were my 'Snatch Judge' so to speak. If my memory serves me correctly, my daughter was there too, looking on and even taking photos. One of my proudest moments as a parent.....
DeleteOh my lord.
Deletethis is a lovely picture of you Netski , the colour of your singlet really compliments your skin tone
ReplyDelete(yes snipes too far :))
A tropical flower like rafflesia arnoldii?
ReplyDeleteThat is one disgusting tropical flower Cookie and Netski . It's grotesque and smells like rotting flesh .
ReplyDeleteYes and
ReplyDeleteHello all - I witness the snatch-o-ness daily and it is MINT
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