I was actually close by and overheard this conversation. It went a little like this:
Sniper: Oh hey chicky babes..I have seen you guys around so thought I'd come over so you could meet 'the sniper man' in person...I know..cool nick name right??
Nic: Er hello...
Sniper: So anyways, I am a judge today. So I'll be checkin' your form.. E-V-E-R-Y S-I-N-G-L-E R-E-P if you know what I mean...heh heh heh...
Pip: Mmm..No. I dont actually..
Sniper: Pfft! Whatever babe. So check it..see this beanie?? Mad cool huh?? People tell me I look like Vin Diesel in this..and you know what? I think they are right..BAM!!
Nic: (under her breath): More like Vin Diesel's little sister Vickie...
Sniper: And look at this top Im wearing..feel the material..go on..feeeeeel it...yeah. Thats right ladies. Lycra. L-Y-C-R-A. This body didn't happen by accident you know..not everyone can get away with wearing this stuff..it really brings out my 'hurtin' bombs'!! yeah!! (simultaneously crushes his polystyrene cup)..BOOM!!
Nic: I think I speak for both of us when I say we are in happy relationships..
Sniper: Happy Schmappy!!!! Are you happy? I mean..really happy?
Pip: Ahhh...
Sniper: So anyways I gotta go and do the judge thing...here's my digits. call me when I'm done...check ya later peeps!..peace out...
Nic: Who the hell was that guy?
Pip: I have absolutely no idea but Im going to talk to Birchy to start screening members. That freak and the big poser they call 'Hollywood' have slipped through somehow..
I was actually close by and overheard this conversation. It went a little like this:
ReplyDeleteSniper: Oh hey chicky babes..I have seen you guys around so thought I'd come over so you could meet 'the sniper man' in person...I know..cool nick name right??
Nic: Er hello...
Sniper: So anyways, I am a judge today. So I'll be checkin' your form.. E-V-E-R-Y S-I-N-G-L-E R-E-P if you know what I mean...heh heh heh...
Pip: Mmm..No. I dont actually..
Sniper: Pfft! Whatever babe. So check it..see this beanie?? Mad cool huh?? People tell me I look like Vin Diesel in this..and you know what? I think they are right..BAM!!
Nic: (under her breath): More like Vin Diesel's little sister Vickie...
Sniper: And look at this top Im wearing..feel the material..go on..feeeeeel it...yeah. Thats right ladies. Lycra. L-Y-C-R-A. This body didn't happen by accident you know..not everyone can get away with wearing this stuff..it really brings out my 'hurtin' bombs'!! yeah!! (simultaneously crushes his polystyrene cup)..BOOM!!
Pip: Sorry..but who are y...
Sniper: So..you guys attached? married? boyfriends? girlfriends?
Nic: I think I speak for both of us when I say we are in happy relationships..
Sniper: Happy Schmappy!!!! Are you happy? I mean..really happy?
Pip: Ahhh...
Sniper: So anyways I gotta go and do the judge thing...here's my digits. call me when I'm done...check ya later peeps!..peace out...
Nic: Who the hell was that guy?
Pip: I have absolutely no idea but Im going to talk to Birchy to start screening members. That freak and the big poser they call 'Hollywood' have slipped through somehow..
That's how it went down. Sniper out.
ReplyDeleteVin Diesel, classic
ReplyDeleteAll the gear Snipes, fitted shirt, wooly hat, poly pipe and skim de-cafe latte, hes a catch alright.
ReplyDeleteI'm crying here...Hmmm, Vin...
ReplyDeleteWell spoken by the Blogfather ;)
ReplyDeleteTheres enough Sniper for all the ladies.
ReplyDeleteAh Sniper amazing how things change when your WIFE isn't around!!!
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